

However, A Synopsis of the Butchery of the Late Sir Washington Irving Bishop (Kamilimilianalani), a most worthy Mason of the thirty-second degree, the Mind Reader and philanthropist, by Eleanor Fletcher Bishop, His Broken Hearted Mother is also an actual book title, so it seems as if Lost Lake still has some ground to make up. 2: Never Bet on Another Man's Game" (overproof Demerara rum, overproof Jamaican rum, aged Jamaican rum, passionfruit, pineapple, lime, lemon, falernum, Angostura bitters) seems like a ridiculously lengthy name. Upon first glance, "The Beachcomber's Rule No. Also the Unicum is from Hungary, hence the name." Violet Hour's managing partner Eden Lauren states that its "Hungry Hungary Hookah" cocktail (Botran White Rum, lime, plum syrup, Unicum Plum, Miller High Life) "is a riff on a drink from a menu from two years ago called "Hungry Hungry Hipster," which had a similar build. Not to be outdone, Slippery Slope once served a drink named "Tinder Juice" downstairs. "Excuse me, you did what?" is a line you'll probably hear often there. Heavy Feather makes a drink named the "Freddy Fuddpucker" (El Corazon Tequila, El Peleton Mezcal, Galliano, habanero honey, orange, mole bitters). It loses many of them for naming a drink "Shrubbed the Right Way," (Riazul Tequila, Dumante Pistachio, pineapple shrub, celery bitters) which sounds like a rash waiting to happen. But if you speak the name of this drink three times under the pale moon light, an undead demon may reach out from the dark side to walk among us and wreak havoc on the mortal world, sowing despair and pestilence in its wake.īottlefork gets massive bonus points for "I Hope There's Always Snow in Your Driveway" (Mistral Pisco, Smith & Cross Rum, huckleberry, lime, mint), a shout-out to homegrown star Chance the Rapper's line on the "Baby Blue" track. How about "More Cowbell" too?Īt Double A, you can order a "Cheeky Cheeky Boom Boom" (Absolut 100, elderflower, strawberry, lemon, vanilla sugar). Currently you can also order a "Suns Out, Guns Out" (bergamot-infused Kappa Pisco, Fernet-Branca, rosemary honey, lemon), however, as a riff on the Bye, Felicia meme, "Welcome Back, Felicia" takes the cake for the simple fact that it's. However, behind the bar, there's obviously a fair amount of hijinks going on. Hence, here's a rundown of some of the worst-named cocktails in town.Ī three-time recipient of Michelin's Bib Gourmand tag, Wood doesn't mess around in the kitchen. Benjamin adds, "We had a hot toddy on the menu named ‘Heavenly Toddies.' It's one of the worst names we've had for a drink, but I love it."Ĭustomers and writers may too, but it doesn't mean they won't make fun of it.

"Who cares as long as it tastes good?" At the end of the day, it's what's inside the drink that counts, so if a cringe-worthy name can be memorable, that's a win. "Cocktail names are a very ‘book by its cover' situation, in my opinion," says Benjamin Konrad, a bartender at Three Aces in University Village. So when it comes to naming drinks, expecting bartenders to exhibit a Draper-esque mastery of branding is a bit much. Essentially, they're not just ‘tending-they're also working as part-time therapists, babysitters, comedians, janitors, and various other professions.
